Tooth and Claw
charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

Reblog if you’re on R.E.D team!

kanda-is-tsundere:

For members of B.L.U (Builders League United) reblog this one

RED forevah

Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

Lol

(via sabotabby)

This explains sooo much of my creative writing curriculum in college.

(via nerdloveandlolz)

Tee hee

(via ramblingandpie)

Hi, Like where you're taking Iron Man. the fairy / elf thing is great because there are similar characters to him in folklore. A couple of things, not all types of 'fairies' are afraid of iron, some were reputed to be miners, smiths and makers of arms and armour. Also have you ever seen 'The Pogles' by Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin this was a 1960's children's series about a couple who adopt a changeling boy. The BBC deemed the original series too frightening for children.

kierongillen:

I haven’t, actually. Interesting!

I do know a bunch of fairy lore stuff - I devoured KATHRINE BRIGG’s dictionary of fairy when researching Busted Wonder.

Oh - Busted Wonder. If you like Fairy stuff, you may get a kick out of it.

It’s basically a slightly pretentious YA-graphic-novel-for web about a fairy circus that comes to town. It’s all online, and for free, and is basically 80-pages of fairy-lore injokes. The Each Uisge gag still makes me wince.

It’s old - it’s as old as the first Phonogram, so very much my first indie work - but I’m still pretty fond of it.

First page? 

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Click through for the rest.

Oh my god. Wow.

wolvensnothere:

ishipitlikeups:

ishipitlikeups:

Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—

Goddammit.

Yeah no but seriously. Read it.

Holy fuck that twist.

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

wolvensnothere:

strixus:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

NO. NOT OK. *SOBS*

The minions of Hell are hard at work, on tumblr, today. YOU’RE NOT GETTING A RAISE.

wolvensnothere:

strixus:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

NO. NOT OK. *SOBS*

The minions of Hell are hard at work, on tumblr, today. YOU’RE NOT GETTING A RAISE.

awooba:

stele3:

orionsnacks:

in the movie a little boy recognises steve at the captain america exhibit. it’s my headcanon that a little girl recognises bucky when he goes to the smithsonian exhibit to find out who he really is

because little girls have heroes too

"You should tie your hair back," a little girl with pitch-black hair says to the Winter Soldier. He stares down at her, silent, but she continues undeterred. "Mommy says that we need to have our hair tied back or we’ll trip over things because we can’t see. She makes me wear these—" She displays her wrist, which is encircled by a rainbow of different hair bands. "—because mine keep falling out. You can’t fight evil if you can’t see it. I want to be a police officer when I grow up. Are you a…"

She trails off, her eyes steadily getting bigger. They dart to the large digital image of James Buchanan Barnes, then back to his face. The Winter Soldier’s eyes dart, too, over the exits and the crowd and the girl’s distracted mother—attempting to corral three other black-haired children—before landing back on the girl’s face, where an improbable grin has begun to grow.

"I knew it," she whispers.

The Winter Soldier blinks down at her, thrown off by the delight in her expression. No one is ever happy to see the Soldier.

The girl reins in her wide grin and does her own scan of the crowd. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. People can’t handle the truth. But I can.” She turns her shining eyes back to the Soldier.

Slowly, very slowly, the Soldier reaches out with hands that have broken, maimed, strangled, shot, stabbed, and ripped apart human flesh. His voice creaks out of him, rusty with disuse. “Can I have a hair tie?”

Without taking her eyes off him, the girl rolls a light blue one out of the rainbow and hands it over.

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whoops?

madjesters1:

More random moments in this AU. 

I’ll answer those questions in my inbox as soon as I can.  :]

malformalady:

Presumed occult globe rupture resulting in sympathetic opthalmia

malformalady:

Presumed occult globe rupture resulting in sympathetic opthalmia

tor-schluss-panik:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

John Mulaney is fucking hysterical

Legitimately hilarious. Oh my god, my stomach hurts from laughing.

steinerfrommars:

art-is-the-word:

art-is-the-word:

Uncanny X-men 170

Storm rips out Calisto’s heart in a battle to the death for the life of her friends. Obviously it doesn’t go well for Calisto. 

GOD I LOVE STORM SO MUCH YOU GUYS 

Look at her picking up Angel like nothing. LOOK AT THAT DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. LOOK AT THE FUCKS SHE GIVES. NONE. NO FUCKS. MY GOD WOW. 

I’m so happy this post is getting the notes it deserves. Love u ‘Ro

when things were natural…

multiversecafe:

1999
Measured once mentioned that Scout totally sings to Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb” in his underwear.

multiversecafe:

1999

Measured once mentioned that Scout totally sings to Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb” in his underwear.

bigbigtruck:

25% of the fun of talking with Kids These Days™ is continuously discovering how much more informed and connected and progressive they generally are compared to when I was their age and feeling really hopeful about it

The other 75% is introducing them to King Missile

I boggle when people I know complain about kids these days. I just think “wow … you don’t know the right kids.”